by dashie number one May 18, 2016
Waking up in the morning & realizing you're out of coffee.
Sucks Donkey Balls.
You breaking up with your boyfriend to date his younger brother.
Sucks Donkey Balls for your ex. Boo hoo.
Your phone falling out of your pocket & into the toilet as you're about to go pee (girls)
Sucks Donkey Balls
Sucks Donkey Balls.
You breaking up with your boyfriend to date his younger brother.
Sucks Donkey Balls for your ex. Boo hoo.
Your phone falling out of your pocket & into the toilet as you're about to go pee (girls)
Sucks Donkey Balls
by ThatGirl79 December 08, 2013
The ones that glyniss has
by not gonna say December 07, 2005
Get the hung like a donkey mug.
That's a "Donkey Dick Guarantee" from you to me!
by FistFire June 15, 2007
The act of using a taser to deliver a powerful blow to the back of the head. Often used during sexual intercourse while the female is bent over not looking in your direction.
The other day I was fucking my girlfriend doggy style, and thats when I pulled out my taser and gave her a old fashioned electric donkey punch.
by cravy October 30, 2007
A very aggressive grab performed by a very barley man, often a Caucasian man, in the Philippines while riding a jeepney. The act is done by hanging on back of the vehicle and grabbing a potential bride/female pedestrian as she walks by. He will then say, "You mine!" and take her home as prize of the day.
by I am Muffins February 16, 2017