chocolate thunder

Farted and following through with chunks.
Also known as Chutney Thunder.

Too late for a loo, my undercarriage just felt chocolate thunder

by Purgatory May 20, 2003

chocolate donkey

a chocolate donkey is a word used to describe a black male. typically a hunk or a really sexy black guy. this word originated in the ghetto of las vegas, nevada.

Did you see Barack that chocolate donkey.
OMG! freddie is such a chocolate donkey.

by Vanilla Hoedown March 31, 2009

chocolate dip

when a bitch is givin you head and she sticks her finger up your ass

man i was gettin a good blow from Veronica then she gave me a chocolate dip.

by fiendo slackmacker March 23, 2004

blood and chocolate

A phrase that explains the conflict between who/what you are and what you want: "blood" being your bloodline, family, what you were meant to do; "chocolate" being your desires in life that you should not be having.

In the movie "Blood and Chocolate", the protagonist is a werewolf who falls in love with a human. She is conflicted by her duties to her family and her desire to be with the human.

by juliceratops July 11, 2009

Chocolate Milk

What cool people drink in alternative to milk.

"Donald is pretty fly. He's pounding down Chocolate Milk while I'm sipin' on skim."

by Noraadivad November 12, 2009

Chocolate Rocket

An oil geyser in which BP fucks up so badly, that the crude, dark choclate colored oil, shoots up like a rocket. Chocolate Rockets are so powerful they can only be defended by the use of an atomic weapon.

Sam: Dude, I heard BP unleashed another fucking Chocolate Rocket in the Atlantic! They're diminishing our nuclear weapons supply, single-handedly!

Ian: I know! Not even Obama, Russia, Japan, Germany, North Korea, The middle east, and China together can deplete our Nukes like this!

by WHBS June 6, 2010

chocolate tower

This is when a guy is doing a girl in the bunghole, she poops on his thingy (and yes, the shit has be on the dick) and when he is about to finish up (blow his load), he pulls out and makes her suck it (weiner).

Ben gave Laura a chocolate tower and she wiped her mouth with his tongue.

by Annie Schwartz and JD April 7, 2005