Piss colored hair

Ok Reddit, so I (237,624 M) and my wife (6 F) got into a bit of an argument about Fortnite (released 2017 by Epic Games) on my (237,624 M) Xbox One X (released 2017). She (6F) wanted to play fortnite (released 2017 by Epic Games) on my (237,624 M) Xbox One X (released 2017) even though she (6 F) has a PS4 (released 2013), which I (237,624 M) destroyed. I (237,624 M) said no. She (6 F) hit me. So naturally, I grabbed my Unholy Hellbringer (crafted 200,000 years ago in Neptune’s core by demons), and killed her. I also killed our 32 of our boys, being Liam (2 M), Noah (2 M), Elijah (2 M), Logan (2 M), Mason (2 M), James (2 M), Aiden (2 M), Ethan (2 M), Lucas (2 M), Jacob (2 M), Michael (2 M), Matthew (2 M), Benjamin (2 M), Alexander (2 M), William (2 M), Daniel (2 M), Jayden (2 M), Oliver (2 M), Carter (2 M), Sebastian (2 M), Joseph (2 M), David (2 M), Gabriel (2 M), Julian (2 M), Jackson (2 M), Anthony (2 M), Dylan (2 M), Wyatt (2 M), Grayson (2 M), Isaiah (2 M), Christopher (2 M), and Joshua (2 M). I saved Henry (2 M), because he (2 M) was my favorite child. I thought that he could be raised by wolves while i (237,624 M) played Fortnite (released 2017 by Epic Games) inside my house. While outside, I (237,624 M) dropped him (2 M) on the pavement and he (2 M) died. So Reddit, AITA I the asshole for killing my whole family?

Person 1: read the definition
Person 2: piss colored hair

by Delete this account now September 19, 2023

coal colored cretin

A Coal Colored Cretin is someone with a dark skintone that is aggravating you in some way

"Listen here you coal colored cretin, quit stealing my KFC"

by PlayerNumberOne October 8, 2023

Learning Colors — Colorful Eggs on a Farm

That Russian egg video made by Miroshka TV that has nearly 5 BILLION views.

“So, what do you wanna watch on YouTube today?”

“Learning Colors — Colorful Eggs on a Farm.”

“AW HELL NAW”

“What’s wrong with that?”

“Who are you and what planet are you from”

by PBJelly6 October 24, 2023

Lightskin Colorism

When a light skinned person of African/ Black descent faces discrimation or prejudicy typically amongst the same ethnic or racial group.

Its lightskin colorism to say light skin women are like white women because they both get used by men when ALL WOMEN GET USED BY A MAN/MEN.

You cant make me do a DNA to prove i am black enough, thats lightskin colorsim.

Assuming I got the part over a darker woman because Im lightskin and not because I was just made for it is lightskin colorism.

Causing issues between all black women, and making lightskin women the reason for it all is lightskin colorism.

by kydeelou May 10, 2024

Willamette Colorado

The Town where Capcoms Deadrising takes place. Population 53'594 Characteristics JACK SHIT!

Guy 1: Name a really boring city
Guy 2: Willamette Colorado Population 53'594

by Canadianthrashmetalfan July 6, 2024

Cyan Colored Heart Stealer

A nickname of a great guy (Also shortened to just "CCHS" sometimes.). Someone who tries their best towards their friends and loved ones. As Lao Tzu says "He who knows others is wise; He who knows himself is enlightened.". He doesn't know his own worth and the potential to do great things if he really puts his mind to it.

OMG. Have you seen the "Cyan Colored Heart Stealer"?

Yeah, I love him so much and I will support him until the end of time.

by DefinitelyNOTMysti December 6, 2024

Ancient Colored American

A person descended from the early “Colored American” population of the 1800s and 1900s in the United States. These Americans were born and raised in the U.S., shaped by its social and structural systems, and later mis-associated with Africa due to racial assumptions. The term emphasizes historical lineage, American roots, and continuity of identity.

“My great-great-grandparents were part of the 1800s Colored American community; I proudly identify as an Ancient Colored American.”
• “The Ancient Colored American heritage traces the original lineage of Black Americans before later racial misclassifications.”

by Thewillofmu February 7, 2026