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Chode

A penis so wide and short, it looks like a puffy vagina.
Thot 1: I really want to have sex with Chad.
Thot 2: Don't do it, i hear he has a chode.
by kachichael November 1, 2018
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Chode

1. To some, a hideous cock that’s wider than it is long
2. To others, a normal cock that’s limping back down after it stood up for a bit
3. To a few who don’t know that “gooch” and “taint” are already words (or who are simply chodes themselves), the gooch and taint

4. To all the rest, the editor in chief of any broadly trafficked niche industry / hobby fandom website who props themselves / their sites up as if they’re somehow torchbearers of free speech, but really they’re just enabling and normalizing and applaud blatantly racist, transphobic, homophobic, xenophobic, misogynist, and just all-around generally fascist language while shutting down anyone with a lick of sense
@Jeca on Fragrantica dot com is such a fucking chode.
by The Chodester June 8, 2023
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Chode

One who believes they are in a position of relative importance, but in all actuality nobody gives a shit about what they do. Taking all day to accomplish the simplest of tasks on a special Olympic level, a chode makes simple conversations and quick stories last for what seems like hours. Simple logistics are made complicated by setting aside all rational thinking. A chode will spend hours chatting up the opposite sex to make one’s self appear to be respected and appreciated. A vast array of prescription medications is taken by a chode multiple times a day sometimes in manners straying from the prescribed method resulting in a foggy sense of awareness.
Look at that Chode in that red shirt talking to that firewatch. What a Chode!!
by Glitterdragon420 September 18, 2020
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chode

A very small flacid penis. (noun)

Most prevalent in asian and greek ethnic groups.
"Look at this fuckin guy... ridin' his harley,overcompensating for his comical chode... bet hi ol' lady s had more fun with her pinky finger."
by Altman be praised August 26, 2014
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Chode Lord

The most powerful chode being to exist and current leader C3cilio
Cecilio is being the chode lord for now with his most loyal assistant jake.Cecilio has stole Javins most loyal servent Jake and now is the stronger choose that will ever live restoring Javin
by Dank Meject July 9, 2016
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Chode

Chode
FrankTheTank is an insipid chode.
by TankDestroyer June 1, 2018
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Chode

A man whose has slanted eyes and likes to feast on cats and dogs... he sells it half price.
Wow! Chode, The Man, Myth, and Legend, walked around the corner to find that he was gay beyond repair.
by Hilow buddy January 29, 2018
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