Chode

A really short but thick penis

Have you seen george wood naked? He’s got a massive chode

by Thatonekidthatonetime October 30, 2019

chernobyl chode

A chode that looks like it’s survived a nuclear accident.

My boyfriend has a Chernobyl chode, when we have sex he has to put a radioactive suit on his penis instead of a condom.

by Pipes on my poop December 4, 2020

chode

Small short stubby penis.

aaron showed me his dick and on god he has a chode!

by anonymous December 16, 2020

Chode

A person who brags about their surfing abilities but has never actually surfed.

Steve: 'Bruuh, you should have been there man, I caught so many waves'
Tom: Whatever dude, we all know you are such a chode'

by Snitty_tee December 16, 2020

Chode Hulk

A male of short stature who has lots of rage built up inside of him. He also has a short penis with lots of girth.

Look at how small David’s dick is, he’s such a chode hulk.

by lildicknick68 December 23, 2020

Chode

A word used to describe loving your mother in a platonic context.

Hey mom, I have a fat chode

by imbaconlol November 12, 2020

Chaz Chodes

Dumb virtue signaling liberals who should all get what they want and be sent to a Chaz camp in Ohio or Brazil. Left to be forgotten by society, With no access to the rest of the country. :)

Fuuuuuuuck i wish those Chaz Chodes would just fuck off to Ohio and rot in their own dysfunctional idea of society

Hasan Piker is NOT a Stank Bitch, he is NOT a crybaby dumb diaper cunt. He is an American hero who is all hail ccp xi mingze.

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by Hasan Abi October 31, 2020