Captain whoopass

Some Hellraiser who plays vigilante and kicks the hell out of idiots and stupid people

John-Did you see Lucy kibaki the wife of president kibaki slap some mp?
Loon-Dude,she is captain whoopass,A Hellraiser from Jupiter.

by Titus rutto September 25, 2019

Captain Shartacus

A man who can't help but shit himself

Hey man are u captain Shartacus??
Yeah bro, didn't you know!

by ULTIMATE October 25, 2016

Captain

Captain is short for captain moron. You refer captain moron to those who are so stupid. But you shorten it to captain so the person doesn’t know what you’re talking about.

Damn ally is such a captain

by Organic avocado October 1, 2018

Captain 66

Brandon McCartney realized that hip hop today has more haters than there are people who praise what they actually like. So he hit the mall, swagged himself up, and went to work writing hilarious, self-conceited raps ever. Through websites like MySpace and Twitter (this was back when MySpace was a thriving community and the success of Facebook was a twinkle in Mark Zuckerberg's eye) he gained an online following and now has 5 albums out, thanks to the haters. By becoming this "persona", he's giving 0101010, a co-sign.

Like Omg 66 ! There goes the Captain 66 !

by 6 Kiss August 15, 2022

Captain Novolin

One of the few diabetes themed games

Captain Novolin is a bad representation of diabetes

by Beaver shearer January 5, 2025

captain carlos

This man will fuck anything! He doesnt produce babies he shits them out eats them agin and jizzes them out!

gay ass man-hes such a savage!
Hot asss bitch- no hes a captain carlos with a big fat black dick

by Fuckboi sucks good March 25, 2016

captain stupid

What you call little siblings brother when your mom is around.

Little sibling: Butt
Older sibling: Captain Stupid

by someone you will never know August 17, 2017