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Brandon

I'm Abigail. I had a crush on a boy named Brandon and I truly miss him. I left middle school because we moved and I never got in touch with him.
If you are reading this, I want you to know I miss you and I never forgot you, Brandon.
by brokenbecauseImissyou2006 December 20, 2021
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Brandon the Banned ZX10 Owner

A person considered as an intellectual, however makes questionable decisions.
Shoots blanks, with average aim. Prefers riding quiet and slow motorcycles.
Loves to collect corporate branded merchandise to achieve the ultimate homely feel.
Prefers dying on a hill for any reason they see fit.
There is nothing wrong with being a Brandon , society just knows you could be better.
There is nothing wrong with being a Brandon the Banned ZX10 Owner, society just knows and believes you could be better.
by ForFoxSakesRed February 12, 2024
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brandon

the largest simp in the world, he will doing anything for any girl at anytime and yet will still be stuck in the friend zone
that dude over there is definitely a brandon. hes simpin over both those girls
by deepthroatmaster6969 April 28, 2020
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Brandon

A huge “people of walmart”person , a female or male who is uncomfortably BIG
“damn boy look at that brandon”
lizzo is a brandon
by Anti-Brandon February 4, 2020
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Brandon

Brandon is sexy
Brandon is sexy boi
by Secsygirl October 14, 2020
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An adjective used to express affection and attraction toward an amazing woman when the user is kinda sorta bad expressing affection and attraction in normal ways.
Hey, (insert name) you’re really awesome (brandon’s definition) .....(loaded with hidden meaning)
by JustB November 17, 2020
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Brandon

Bitches who fall for girls usually named Taylor, Ashleigh, Kaitlyn, Grace, Abby or Emma.
estas: look it’s brandon!
nana: omg is he falling for them again?
estas: oh no....
by bobthebuilderlovesyou October 27, 2019
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