Publishing a book

Where a person takes ages to respond back to you, or you see “____ is typing...” for 8 years.

Damn, is Sam publishing a book right now?

by AlluringAurora July 7, 2018

Lil Book 33

1. A slightly sociopathic dick who hangs out with homophobes and racists.
2. A abuser of friends

Fred: Haha get fucked fag
Paul: Dude stop being a lil book 33

by Picture my booty in 3d July 26, 2021

The Book of Mormon

...it's a musical. THAT'S ALL I KNOW CALM DOWN

1: "YO, do you like the Book of Mormon?"
2: "mf, are you a mormon?"
1: "...no it's a musical"
2: "Wha-"
1: "TURN IT OOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFF LIKE A LIGHT SWITCH ON HOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL-"

by yo...danganronpa June 12, 2023

Book of Zomborok

The Book of Zomborok is a book as ancient as Mohamed el Adl and engineering itself containing the words and phrases used by the legendary Fares Salah

:*Fares creates a new word or expression*

scribes: WRITE THAT DOWN WRITE THAT DOWN

:*A FEW HUNDRED YEARS LATER AFTER DISCOVERING THE BOOK OF ZOMBOROK*

:as we can see here this book of zomborok is in pristine condition containing all words and phrases used by fares salah and peers

by The scribe of zomborok November 22, 2023

Face book

while your partner is reading the Kama Sutra on all 4’s and yelling out instructions, you pull out from her pooper and copulate on the open book, slamming it shut violently, splattering her with a High velocity dirt sperm shower.

I surprised my new girlfriend with a face book shower last night, and man was she angry.

by Theoriginalbugsy December 28, 2020

booked

out of it, rough

"Tom is looking pretty booked today."
"I don't think he slept last night"

by Ihavenocluewhattodoforthis June 4, 2019

poop book

An old ass library book that you open and smells like a middle school toilet.

Ugh what a poop book.

by Some Dumbass Human August 1, 2019