Two circular holes, similar to that of regular glory hole in which a woman places a titty into said holes.
by Boobgloryhole November 28, 2022
The boob/gut test is an at-a-glance way to quickly determine (on a pass/fail basis) whether a woman has a proportionately attractive figure (or instead is overweight or just has an unflattering shape).
The idea is that when a woman is standing up straight and viewed from the side, her breasts should protrude farther forward than her stomach or gut, or at the very least they should stick out equally. If however a woman's stomach or gut sticks out farther forward than her breasts, it is a visual indication that she is either overweight or oddly-proportioned.
Please note: The boob/gut test allows for a wide range of sizes and shapes of women to be considered attractive; the consistent factor is that to be most attractive a woman's breasts should always stick out farther than her gut or stomach. The boob/gut test is NOT to be applied to pregnant women as one would naturally expect a pregnant woman's midsection to enlarge significantly while carrying a child, something many consider to be a very beautiful thing.
Also note: Poor posture (i.e. slouching) often causes easily-avoidable boob/gut failures.
The idea is that when a woman is standing up straight and viewed from the side, her breasts should protrude farther forward than her stomach or gut, or at the very least they should stick out equally. If however a woman's stomach or gut sticks out farther forward than her breasts, it is a visual indication that she is either overweight or oddly-proportioned.
Please note: The boob/gut test allows for a wide range of sizes and shapes of women to be considered attractive; the consistent factor is that to be most attractive a woman's breasts should always stick out farther than her gut or stomach. The boob/gut test is NOT to be applied to pregnant women as one would naturally expect a pregnant woman's midsection to enlarge significantly while carrying a child, something many consider to be a very beautiful thing.
Also note: Poor posture (i.e. slouching) often causes easily-avoidable boob/gut failures.
Two guys sitting in a bar, looking over at a couple pretty ladies nearby:
Greg: "Hey Jim, take a look at the woman there with the red hair and the green eyes... she is so pretty! I really want to go talk with her and meet her!"
Jim: "Hold on a second, Greg-- I agree she's quite attractive... But wait until you see her standing up so you're sure she passes the boob/gut test. You remember what happened last weekend when we talked with those ladies at the tiki bar."
Greg: "Good call, Jim. I do want to make sure she is as sexy as she is pretty before I ask her out!"
Greg: "Hey Jim, take a look at the woman there with the red hair and the green eyes... she is so pretty! I really want to go talk with her and meet her!"
Jim: "Hold on a second, Greg-- I agree she's quite attractive... But wait until you see her standing up so you're sure she passes the boob/gut test. You remember what happened last weekend when we talked with those ladies at the tiki bar."
Greg: "Good call, Jim. I do want to make sure she is as sexy as she is pretty before I ask her out!"
by Casually Observant March 13, 2019
Boobs that look like pointy swinging rocket tips from the 70's due to the style of bras that held them in this era.
Jon: "Whoa, you see that chicks rack?"
Pete: "Yeah they're nice looking 70's boobs!"
Jon: "I'd definitely hit it, bro!"
Pete: "Yeah they're nice looking 70's boobs!"
Jon: "I'd definitely hit it, bro!"
by JHop March 28, 2008
clara:my boobs are a little dusty
jim: do you want to use my boob brush
clara: sure :D
man procedes to brush females boobs with his face
jim: do you want to use my boob brush
clara: sure :D
man procedes to brush females boobs with his face
by loydcrack January 14, 2012
by Goatwitz May 27, 2009
she aint got snoopy boobs
by ryan uridel September 12, 2003
Verb- 1. the act of kissing, or performing other intimate acts with another subject.
2. a slang term for what EmDef will never do.
2. a slang term for what EmDef will never do.
by BriaBreakdown November 08, 2010