Beard bashing

When a whore bounces up and down on your face

She was beard bashing me last night

by Buckyboy9191 December 2, 2019

beard

amazing hair from your chin

look at his beard dude!

by yourfriendlyneighbourhooddummy December 4, 2019

Bearded clam

Bearded clam:
A soy boy, white night, male feminist that wears a beard that is immensely disproportionate to his diminished masculinity.

Dude, this 100 lb. guy walked into the cigar shop with skinny jeans, a man bun and a huge beard, what a bearded clam he was!

by thinkinman February 18, 2020

Beardsley

Beardsley, a name people can be given. Anyone given this name is instantly turned into a power hungry beast, filled with rage. if they find another beardsley, they will go into a death battle, and the losing beardsley will be erased from existance.

Woah man you gave your kid that name?
i want him to be a beardsley.

by FrogKachow March 10, 2020

Beard Milk

Beard Milk is a naturally occurring liquid produced from the fermentation in a beard by bacteria to produce a nutritious and health white liquid capable of raising a baby to become a well bearded and well adjusted human. Research shows it to be more nutritious than colostrum.

Hey man, your beard is swelling, looks like you better get someone to help you get that Beard Milk out and to the baby as soon as possible.

by JasperBaby May 7, 2020

beard crush

a fake crush on the opposite sex that one makes public in order to appear heterosexual

“I don’t really like Ashley, she’s just a beard crush. I really like Adam...”

by liptenneth May 10, 2020

Beard On

Basically means a weirdo

Tyler: “Yo Dan I just finished my new anime season.” Dan: “Yo Tyler quit being suck a fucking beard on dude!”

by Xesman69 June 3, 2020