bearded pony

A gay jockey who got married to hide his alternative lifestyle.

Oh yeah, supergay. Now he's just another bearded pony.

by 4Q34EYI May 9, 2011

Beardism

An academic cult for those who love Mary Beard

John Smith loves reading up on the Classics and is a frequent reader of Mary Beard. He hopes one day to see Beardism introduced in the national curriculum.

by Beardist October 4, 2014

mook beard

A particularly scuzzy or grizzled beard. This beard is mainly attached to surly men on the management team.

That boy's got some babies stuck in that mook beard of his.

by Soggy Bottom January 10, 2009

skunk beard

When you have a long goatee or beard and you stick it down the bong pipe when you clear it, making your beard smell like pot.

He woke up in the morning with a total skunk beard

by peanutlicker June 6, 2014

Sgt.Peppers Brown Beard

This is when you shave all the hairs from your asshole to your balls and take the hairs stick them to someone’s face while they sleep using your shit and them slap then awake.

Girl 1 " I am so pissed I sleep over at my boyfriends house one night a and he gives me a brown beard he is so immature"

Girl 2 " Awww don’t feel bad i still get Sgt.Peppers Brown Beard from my boy friend"

by Sgt.Peppers Bs 5 December 7, 2009

beard

The hairy pubic area of a man, or sometimes disgustingly, a woman. What makes it a beard is the shape or pattern in which the pubic hairs grow (from under the bellybutton to the grendel).

Moisha: "My beard is gettin' so thick i gotsta shave this shit."

by El Chefe April 30, 2006

itchy beard

when the hair around your arse starts to itchy.

blood: hey G

G: what blood

Blood: i got an itchy beard

G: safe blood

by youth May 24, 2004