Ball Cage

Describes the protective "cage" you form with your hand around your balls when somebody (possible a sibling or friend) wants to throw, shoot, or hit you with something. In your mind you have concluded that this projectile will cause minimal damage if it hits most places on your body; however you have also concluded if it happens to hit your sack, it could cause major damage, projectile vomiting, and possibly public shame. So with fingers spread wide and slightly curled in, and every muscle in your hand flexing to absorb the possible blow, you stand there like an idiot, and let something hit you. But it's OK because you know deep down in your heart that at least your balls will live to see another day.

"Hey man take off your shirt and let me shoot you with my paint ball gun from across the yard."

"OK!" (walks across yard and turn around)

(friend FIRES quickly)

"WHAT THE FUCK MAN!! WHY'D YOU SHOOT I DIDN'T EVEN HAVE MY BALL CAGE UP YET!!!!"

by McFool April 30, 2010

kick in the balls

The most painful thing a man can experience. Balls (otherwise known as testicles) are the weakest body part there is and even a flick can bring a man to his knees and want to cry.

Susie: "I can't believe you cheated on me!"

Ryan: "I'm sorry please forgive me"

Susie: *kicks him between the legs*

Ryan *cries like a little bitch holding his nuts and puking*

Susie: "nothing you can't solve with a swift kick in the balls! :D

by Ballbuster August 17, 2013

ball goggles

n./adj. (Scot. pron. "baw goggles") A deviant sexual practice wherein one covers his partner's eyes with his clockweights. Most probably popularised due to the humiliation factor for the blinded partner.

I couldn't believe my luck when my girlfriend's sister asked me to give her a pair of ball goggles for her birthday!

by Terry Deary August 29, 2006

Jack Balling

Vigorously yanking down on the scrotum with one hand while jerking off the cock with the other. Typically performed in synchronous harmony until a climactic finishing release.

My balls are really sore today. I watched porn all day in my dorm room and was jack balling myself.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

saucy balls

when you have just been had by one of your coworkers that put a barbeque sauce pack under the toilet seat and it totally covered your sack when you sat down to pinch one off.

Hey bruce nice saucy balls you just get them ?

by hunterkev January 9, 2004

financial balls

Denoting the volunerability of a man's financial worth, especially at the expense of the wrong woman. Financial balls is a man's strength when it come's to (credit rating, financial status, material equity, and yearly income.)
A person's financial balls can be severed or impaired due to child support, divorce, alimony, or getting with the wrong person that can contribute to you ruining your financial rating.

Randy had a nice house, 6 cars, and a 999 credit score before he married Joyce. After the divorce, Joyce and her divorce attorney hit Randy in his financial balls by claiming the house, 5 of his cars, and making him pay for his kids that he had with her, plus two more that she had from a previous relationship.

Micheal Jordan lost half of a testicle as a result of his divorce.

Mike Tyson, the boxer, is yet to recover after a devestating blow to his financial balls as a result of child support and two divorces.

"MEN...PROTECT YOUR FINANCIAL BALLS!!!"

by DzNutz November 7, 2007

dry balls

After furious masturbation for an extended time, the balls eventually become over worked and become dry/sterile.

Jared, after several years of excessive maturbation, has developed a severe case of dry balls

by cannabis maximus for all January 11, 2006