Kevin Baconed

The phenomenon of having a rambling conversation which ends on the same topic that it originated with.

Conversation: I need a food processor—to discussion of recipes-to discussion of another unrelated topic about wanting to buy a house—to expenses of inflation and market prices-to I should be chopping vegetables for dinner-ending with chopping vegetables would be faster with a food processor.

I Kevin Baconed it.

by Startdust April 21, 2023

Bacon

The best thing that has been given to mankind by the gods

“mmmm bacon taste good mmm”

by SmolivYeah May 15, 2023

tongue punch the bacon bag

When you buy a bacon on the go and want to kick the bacon grease out of the package

Take a step back, I'm finna tongue punch the bacon bag, ya feel me?

by Easy rock October 24, 2019

Sizzle the bacon

When you pee into a woman's vagina during intercourse and it makes the same sound as if you were peeing into a toilet .

James:Hey man you get lucky last night?
David: Yea man, and she let me sizzle the bacon too!

by Ghost765 November 2, 2021

the big tasty bacon burger

The reason your maid dosent clean your bathroom anymore.

guy 1 : Hey you know how i havent had any diarrhea lately ?
dude 2: you should try the big tasty bacon burger

by your wifes gardener November 15, 2021

Bacon and cheese

Bacon and cheese when they are on call to their friend avoiding the name "Baby"

The words bacon and cheese are both foods

by Daaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy September 10, 2021

Side bacon

When your side bitch is fat

Last night I picked up some new side bacon at the Wendy's drive-thru

by LordShahagan September 10, 2021