bum fangler

verb-to pleasure one's butt with fangs or other teeth
noun-a homeless vampire

I just bum fangled your mom.
Wow, look at that weird bum fangler!

by bum47 May 1, 2016

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bum-fluffing

!) the art of tapping or stroking a man or womans bottom in a gentle maner

2) removal of fluff from a man/woman/animals bottom

1) last night i bum-fluffed my pet,it was disgusting but needed to be done!

2) my wife likes me bum-fluffing her,i sometimes like to catch her off guard by gently touching her bum when she least expects it

by doilookbothered July 23, 2009

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Bum Cloth

A clean piece of cloth that started life as a face cloth but was relegated to use with the nether regions and as such, does not deserve the moniker of face cloth.
Used in communal bathing events like among young siblings.

Don't mix up the face cloth and the bum cloth.

by timsworld July 18, 2019

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John is a Bum

John is such a bum

John is a Bum!!!!!

by totally not pilar November 4, 2020

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Bum gravy

The slightly brown coloured whippij that is often acquired after strenuous physical activity or a stressful experience. One would be particularly susceptible to bum gravy if it was an extremely hot day.

*Sun beaming down on Jeremy*
Jeremy: "Guys, does anyone have a tissue?"
Friends: "No, why?"
Jeremy: "I can feel the bum gravy brewing again"

by Siaidhwbdis February 10, 2017

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