Alabama Hammer

A lady from Alabama who will do anything to defend her friends and family.

That’s an Alabama hammer

by MTSK January 24, 2021

Alabama hot pocket

A man shits in another mans ass and then fucks him

Doctor: Why is this person so constipated

P1: me and p2 did the Alabama hot pocket

by Jerkinintheboysroom February 14, 2022

Alabama Glove Puppet

Shoving your fist so far up your sisters anus that you can open and close her belly button with her large intestine

Cleatus: W'hell, how'd it go fuckin' your sister last night, Tyler?

Tyler: It went great! I had one hell-of-a time doin' the Alabama Glove Puppet on my sisters booty-hole for my parents!

by alabama_glove_puppet_master September 7, 2021

Alabama Summer Twister

When a sweaty pair of balls gets defecated on and then a vape cloud descends upon the shit.

Will orgasmed from the Alabama Summer Twister that Megan happily delivered last night.

by Comerw March 7, 2019

Smoky Alabama

The sexual act in which someone inhales smoke or vapor and then exhales it directly onto their sibling's genitalia.

Kevin and Sarah are now grounded! I heard their mom caught them doing a Smoky Alabama!

Can you believe that Harvey actually Alabama Smoked his brother??

by The Rinsed Condoms August 5, 2024

Alabama Stinger

When you're engaged in doggy-style anal intercourse with Copenhagen in your mouth. Spit on your partners back, pull out, dip your penis in it, reinsert penis.

I gave Mendy an Alabama Stinger and she had to use an entire tube of Preparation-H in the morning.

by pyroparadigm September 6, 2013

Alabama Tea Party

A party event in which well dressed "Tea Party members" dip their tea bags into the multiple holes of a female member in the most elegant way possible. Essentially a fancy orgy.

I broke up with my girlfriend after finding out she had an Alabama Tea party with 5 guys.

by pxndr March 17, 2016