Pool Noodle

Someone who is sloppy drunk

Can’t stand up straight

Someone who Wobbles

Look at this muppet, just pool noodled
This guy can’t swim, he’s noodled

by Muppet23 October 10, 2021

Milking noodles

To give and or receive a handjob from a hanging position;
To remove spaghetti sauce from a noodle by pinching the top with your fingers and sliding down to get the sauce off.

As she was milking noodles the sauce came out :)

by The real Jacob M October 10, 2021

Noodles

The code word for someone with a god complex and short temper when called out on it.

Dude 1: Hey, isn't that Jared?
Dude 2: Oh shit not Jared between you and me he's a noodles.
Dude 1: I completely forgot about that.

by I AM NOT CAPTAIN BITCH October 12, 2021

Noodling

Uncontrollable arm and leg
Movement caused by excessive fentanyl use coupled with methamphetamine and lack of sleep. Noodling generally occurs on day 4.

He is outside on the sidewalk doing the noodle dance. He has been noodling all day

by Lostboy1Lostgirl October 12, 2021

Danger noodle

Danger noodle also known as Blitz! (goes by he/they) is a transmasc!

He's my serotonin(happiness drug thing) and one of the most important things in my life<3

Hh im so sad..

danger noodle has messaged you

yay danger noodle!

by nari!<3 October 13, 2021

Back Noodling

When a person drinks too many $16.00 margarita’s from an Italian Mexican restaurant. Said person begins to question pedestrians walking by “hey where are you going?” When leaving the drunk is then forced to sit in the back middle seat of a vehicle to prevent them from jumping from a moving vehicle.

Hey Johnny got really drunk at that Italian Mexican restaurant. There is going to be some serious back noodling going on tonight.

by Lines like lines on a paper October 13, 2021

Back Noodling

When a person drinks to many $16 margarita’s from an Italian Mexican restaurant. The drunk then begins to yell as pedestrians waking by “HEY, Where you going?” The drunk continues to speak in cursive and is forced to sit in the back middle seat to prevent them from exiting the moving vehicle prematurely.

Hey Johnny, quit acting like a fool or there is going to be some serious back noodling going on tonight.

by Lines like lines on a paper October 13, 2021