human chandelier

(Also known as a human ceiling ordainment) People who simp unbelievably hard.

Wes: "Yo I'm finna go simp."
Eric: "Dude you a fucking human chandelier."

by VCsNobody September 10, 2020

human pop tart

just like a human vegetable expect worse because they can still walk and talk

that guy is so stupid he must be a human pop tart

by XenoN461 September 09, 2017

Human Bluntipede

Rolling up a blunt then shoving it up your homeboys ass and hitting it from his mouth

Yo, I just copped an 1/8, we should roll up and do a human bluntipede.

by barsouthnastgenomachine September 13, 2022

Organic human

Dumb asses that believe they come from seeds

Jeffery is a dumb ass for thinking hes a organic human

by Jeffery the fat ass March 13, 2017

Human-Day

After Fur-Day, on December 21st is ‘Human-Day’, where all humans asked to do stuff by furries on Fur-Day get to retaliate by beating up the furries that told them to do the furry stuff.

John: “Hey you, Furry!”
Furry: “Did you enjoy Fur-Day?”
John: Fool! It’s Human-Day now!
(fighting noises)

by Experimental Waters December 19, 2020

Human Waffle

When you only drink soda and eat asparagus for a few days, making your urine a stinky, syrupy consistency; then pee on your significant other.

I didn’t know I agreed to be his human waffle when I said ‘I do;’ good thing I’m into it.

by MattyBNaps August 01, 2018

Human bean

In Roald Dahl's BFG, "Human bean" means "Human beings" as giant country's language.

BFG: I don't eat human beans, so giants call me a stupid runty guy.

by nopeakaphamminhteky1 June 11, 2024