Chode

A penis which is short, but fat

Steffi: look at that guy, he totally has a chode

Georgia: I know, I saw it last night

by Slagos200 June 24, 2019

Grode Chode

The nasty residue that forms on the underside of a man's genitalia.

Grode Chode is most common on a chode. Residue is usually from having lots of intercourse whether it is anal, vaginal, etc. Disgusting and frowned upon by women.
Jessica: So, did you let Tim do you?
Denise: Ew, no he had grodechode

by TheWhiteGigga June 10, 2015

chode man

when some one has a littel cock that is not appealing

small cock and chode man

by faggot dude February 22, 2010

chode supreme

"Astrologies," THE chode supreme.

"Somebody told me that Astrologies guy is the chode supreme, like, father of all chodes. The most chode ever."

"Nobody else holds the title for chode supreme quite like Astrologies does."

by hvrns May 7, 2021

Sigma Chode

Sigma Chode: A chode that is insignificantly puny, so the possessor has no excessive need for validation.

Beta: Hey, Sigma, your Sigma Chode is showing out of your trousers.
Sigma: *Mogs showing Sigma Chode*
Beta: Damn, I didn't know you were chill like that.
Beta: *daps up Sigma Chode*

by SigmaChode3D March 12, 2024

chernobyl chode

A chode that looks like it’s survived a nuclear accident.

My boyfriend has a Chernobyl chode, when we have sex he has to put a radioactive suit on his penis instead of a condom.

by Pipes on my poop December 4, 2020

Jason chode Roberts

A man with short stumpy Arms

“Oh Shit! Jason Chode Roberts has chode Arms

by Jason Chode Roberts November 12, 2019