pocket penetrator

when a woman rubs her arm all up in you nut sack and penis area

guy:did u just see that
guy2:no
guy:she totally just pocket penetrator me

by etard 4567 April 28, 2009

Death Pocket

When you are driving, usually at night, and there is a drunk driver ahead of you and driving behind you. Sometimes you are double-screwed when the one or both of the guys decide to start texting and driving while drunk.

Worst case scenario, the driver ahead of you is slowing down and the drunk driver behind you speeds up.

**(Term made by D.M.)**

Guy 1: Aww man i got stuck in a death pocket
Guy 2: Dude you're Fucked!

by AreYouCereal21 January 22, 2011

pocket princess

A woman who is in love with your wallet instead of your personality. She is constantly going for the money in your pocket and will not stop until she spends it all. Afterwards, she dumps you and moves on faster than you move in bed.

Guy 1: “Fuck! Sam broke up with me when I told her that I couldn’t afford a $500 dollar necklace!”
Guy 2: “What a pocket princess!”

by Worm in that basshole May 14, 2018

Pocket Thunder

Viagra or blue diamonds

Hey, Where can a brotha score some pocket thunder. His special lady Barret is coming tonight.

by Barret L December 31, 2007

Snot Pockets

Pockets in hoodies, jackets, pants etc that have used tissues in them.

It's allergy season and i keep having to blow my nose. I'm gonna have snot pockets all week

by FurureCatLady October 9, 2016

Pocket Sky

A 5 inch tall version of Sky (me) that often likes to hide in people's pockets or other small hiding places.
Also called "Pocket Fox Sky" because of her fox tail and fox ears. Can be a sneaky and devious little fox.

"Sky turned into Pocket Sky and hid in Reilly's pocket."

by Shinimegami October 28, 2004

Hot Pocket

n. A term given to attractive women who commits to attend friendly engagements but fails to follow through.

Thus the phrase, "hot and flakey" (A homonym phrase to that of an actual hot pocket).

Eric: Hey pretty lady. What time do you want me to pick you up?
Helen: Oh, about that...Something came up, I don't think I can go today.
Eric: You're such a hot pocket!

by atypicaleric December 14, 2010