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Hams

by 4192006 April 23, 2018
mugGet the Hamsmug.

ham and cheese curtain show

one who has to spread the beef curtains, aka vagina lips, to get to the vagina due to saggyness
i wanted to pork Helga until i seen the ham and cheese curtain show.
by blahbalh12 January 30, 2015
mugGet the ham and cheese curtain showmug.

Ham sandwhich

Mother: get out of the house you ham sandwhich
Me: yes mother
by Fnazzy101 April 24, 2022
mugGet the Ham sandwhichmug.

Ham Water

Ham water is the worst kind of water there is.

It’s worse than dog water, rice water, ALL THE WATERS.

You only call someone Ham water if you’ve never seen someone so bad in your life.
Teammate: Bro this kid is so bad at the game. He’s literally dog water.

Teammate 2: Nah bro, dude is literally so sus. He’s gotta be hacking. He’s couscous water for sure.

Teammate 3: NO. Bro is straight HAM WATER.

All teammates: Ohhhhhh! Literally ham water.
by Youresobadbro August 30, 2022
mugGet the Ham Watermug.

ham slice

Variant of homeslice. But also someone edible. AKA your bud who is a cutie.
My bud Kelly is a ham slice
by Tingly August 23, 2023
mugGet the ham slicemug.

slice of ham

PRONOUNCED: "SLICE-OF-HOM"

A slice of ham can be used in many various situations. One being: when seeing something you approve of (ie. typically an attractive male or female).
Male 1: "Aww have you seen her?"

Male 2: "Aye, she's a proper slice of ham!"

or

Female 1: "Thought I'd buy us a pizza for dinner!"

Female 2: "Aww! You slice of ham! Get it!"
by MasterOfDeliMeats October 26, 2017
mugGet the slice of hammug.

Ham

It’s good that comes from dirty pigs and Muslims can’t have it
by Davidsixtyfour November 22, 2021
mugGet the Hammug.

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