Taking a shit

The male version of giving birth.

I'm taking a shit right now.

by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh April 1, 2024

Epar Shit

A bowel movement episode of such extreme blockage that when the fecal deposit is released it feels as if one has been violated from the inside out.

After three weeks of eating nothing but Kraft Mac n Cheese, I was greeted by the worst Epar Shit of my life.

by Alex Simms October 4, 2025

teaser shit

When you have the urge to have a bowel movement, but when you go to the toilet you can’t go.

I went to the bathroom and experienced a teaser shit!

by Hitman5652 October 23, 2017

Head Ass Shit

The highest level of intellect

“Dang you’re really smart, that’s some Head Ass Shit”

by Nebula2366 September 14, 2020

Shit Womped

The act of filling a small bag with feces (human or animal) and proceeding to throw it into a crowd of people or a single individual

I shit womped those fags at the protest yesterday.

by Negroidian420 December 27, 2018

shit

something large most animals insects do. most dogs eat. most humans detest.

all beings enjoy

“i just did the fattest shit ever”

“my dog just ate his shit”

“i love shit”

“i cant with your shit”

by emmy…..ou July 5, 2022

shit show

a meth head who makes meth by your creek

“damn you see that shit show”

BOOOOMMMM

by addy😭 August 21, 2023