I talked my girlfriend through her personal problems and she just shit on my back and turned it around on me. Like I was the bad guy.
"Don't shit on my back when I'm just trying to give you helpful advice."
"Don't shit on my back when I'm just trying to give you helpful advice."
by Professor B13 November 14, 2023
by Nc13 May 20, 2019
by 69nicger March 07, 2022
Using the sphincter to draw smoke from a smoking or vaping apparatus and then having a second party inhale the anus vapors.
Inverse boofing
Inverse boofing
Me and Billy Bob was in the outhouse shit-gunning my glass cock til he sharted pea cereal in my gotdamn mouth.
by Pea Cereal November 10, 2020
A crisp shit is just another word for a fart. A fart can only be a crisp shit if it is loud and dry.
Damn dude that was a crisp shit!
by Crisp Shit February 23, 2023
"Shitting" multiple times out of nowhere like a blitzkrieg by the Nazis in WW2. Leaves a bloody o- ring and makes you question the health of your colon and the fate of the world itself 🤕
Dude...where are you?... I can't stand, I can't leave, I need a medic... I'm in the middle of a shit blitz.
by Word of man October 09, 2018
by Chocolate chip cookie dough November 07, 2023