Shit in a Waffle Iron and Call it Breakfast

When somebody tries to pull a fast one on you

Hey Rand, instead of getting Mrs. Butterworth Thick n' Rich® I decided to save some money and get this new Great Value Brand™!
Well Nance you cant just shit in a waffle iron and call it breakfast.

by Pork de la chop October 19, 2017

Shit cunt

what you call the bros when they don’t shout you a feed

“al reckons you can get us some nuggets”

“nah g”

“fucken shit cunt”

by durrys12321 June 16, 2022

shit dredlock

A nice large chunk of shit stuck in your ass pubes.

Damn, after that shit a lil more poo interlocked on my shit dredlock

by MonkeyMan6927 June 27, 2024

Shit

1. Feces or fecal matter

2. A swear (usually considered a tame one)

3.The reason u/uTimu loves using urban dictionary

I can't believe this shit, you're always lying you piece of shit

by Table_Scraps_Entertainment February 17, 2023

type shit

another word for real that ghetto ppl use to reply to EVERYTHING. you can use it sarcastically as well

sarcastic- “i don’t like you anymore” type shit
real- “i bet that nerd over there has a 100 in calculus” TYPE SHIT

real- “i love food sm bro” NO FR TYPE SHIT I LOVEEEEEE FOOD

by Jackie:) August 3, 2024

Shit Snot

Forcefully pushing out a ripper of a fart resulting in accidental wet, anal leakage

Beadle was surprised to find his pants filled with Shit Snot after farting by the office photocopier

by Howard Towers December 8, 2020

Fuck Shit Tax

The extra time, effort, or resources you add to account for random problems or delays.

Building a Project: If you need 10 days to finish a project, plan for 12-13 days to account for Fuck Shit Tax.

Cooking for a Party: If you need 50 servings of food, make enough for 60 just in case someone spills or guests bring extra friends.

Event Planning: If your event starts at 6 PM and you need an hour to set up, arrive 90 minutes early to handle any setup surprises.

Buying Supplies: If you need 20 materials for a job, buy 25 in case of defects or accidental damage.

Traveling to the Airport: If your flight is at 3 PM and it takes 30 minutes to get there, leave an hour ahead to handle traffic or other random delays.

by FALQA October 17, 2024