shit the bed

When you fail miserably, usually with style, on a given task. Most commonly used when you're given an advantage and/or something easy, and still manage to screw it up.

John: Boy, you really shit the bed on that one. How do you lose a 4 v 1?

Karl: You're 0 and 3, stfu.

by Harry Pero Test Ease March 18, 2021

Fuck this shit i'm out

when you are alive and dont like it.

Parent after 2 years: Hows life treating you
You and your mind: Fuck this shit i'm out.

by Shizuki is hot daddy March 19, 2021

Dildo shit

A dildo somebody shatted on

I shatted on my dildo now it's dildo shit.

by Imagoddamndaggit March 19, 2021

That shit on

To be fly as hell, well dressed

How many females gon be there, cuz I'm a have that shit on

by NSG 4 L March 19, 2021

The Shammy Shits

The diarrhea and or gas one gets after drinking a McDonald’s Shamrock Shake.

Dude I had the shammy shits last night after that shake.

by Memely_dayz March 19, 2021

Shit-Ass

"Hey Speedbridge, wanna see me Shit-Ass?"

Hey Speedbridge, wanna see me Shit-Ass?

by Baldski.Png March 19, 2021

Secondhand shit

When your boyfriend fucked his mate leaving shit on his penis then you give him a blowjob right after.

OMG RYAN!!!!! Did you just give me secondhand shit?

by Chlojof March 20, 2021