When a girl says you have hoes

It means she thinks you’re handsome.

You have hoes does boo boo.

When a girl says you have hoes

by JohnoThomp July 10, 2024

See you in October

A term coined by a nonchalant guy meaning you can't see them soon because of life and circumstances, so you'll see them during the best time of the year and let them be

Marisol: when will I see you gurrrrrllll

Derek: see you in October

Marisol: okay bet life is crazy love you <)

by love clash July 11, 2024

You don't know ball

A phrase used to let someone know their opinion is garbage.

Also a phrase that apparently REALLY got under some guys skin on Instagram.

"You wrote an entire novel about why this phrase is stupid? Wow...you don't know ball.

by ohword? July 14, 2024

I'll make people use past tense when referring to you

Another way of saying "I will kill you."

Guy 1:I'll make people use past tense when referring to you, because you will be dead, because I will kill you
Guy 2: ok lol

by kkolokotronis July 15, 2024

Tosh Zhang looks orbit. Bye bye Urban Dictionary hate you too!

Tosh Zhang looks orbit. Bye bye Urban Dictionary hate you too!

Tosh Zhang looks orbit. Bye bye Urban Dictionary hate you too!

by Baram12 July 15, 2024

look behind you

This phrase terrifies me to my very core because of one IGP video. It's this video about a subway train and somewhere at the end, the speaker that usually repeats the same phrases over and over again suddenly says a single very very unnerving loOk beHind youuu and Jesus Christ it scared the absolute hell out of me and IGP like AAAAAAA

Me: wow this video is pretty spooky

Speaker: ...police have investigated the murd- loOk beHind youuu

IGP: YO WTF

Me: YO WTF (but I'm more terrified)

by wtf do I write in here bro July 16, 2024

HEY YOU GNATTS IN MY COMPUTER SCREEN.... GET OUT!!!!

oops I hope I don't accidentally click "submit"

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by iminhellplshelpahhh July 16, 2024