by Sirpatrick6969 February 23, 2020
Get the Dick tip mug.A below average male penis yet is abnormally thick, derived from the traditional fantasy Caricature of the Dwarf who are usually shorter than your average human yet are incredibly strong and muscular
Girl 1: "My boyfriend has a telephone pole dick, he's got length but it really doesn't tickle my clit."
Girl 2: "Huh, my boyfriend has a Dwarf Dick, not the longest but he's so thick I'm afraid he's going to tear me apart by just entering"
Girl 2: "Huh, my boyfriend has a Dwarf Dick, not the longest but he's so thick I'm afraid he's going to tear me apart by just entering"
by Benisrlyhappy February 26, 2020
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Get the Dick: off mug.I dicked the coffee table yesterday.
I am dicking the microwave currently, I can go out for lunch later when I'm not busy.
I am dicking the microwave currently, I can go out for lunch later when I'm not busy.
by Ich möchte sterben February 27, 2020
Get the Dicking mug.When a girl/guy has sucked so many dicks that it leaves the top of your mouth more weathered then it should be
I was cleaning a patient’s teeth and had to stop and leave the room at I went straight to my coworker and said “girl your wouldn’t believe the dick mouth on this bitch”
by Jk13 February 27, 2020
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