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Post-Shit-Asshole-Pain

The pain in your asshole after taking a huge motherfucker shit, which makes you walk like a cripple .
Guy 1: Why are you walking like a cripple?
Guy 2: I have Post-Shit-Asshole-Pain.
by Leo2323513 October 18, 2023
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When shit hit the floor

As in Putin descending on his coccyx and soiling his pants
putin-reportedly-took-a-big-fall-as-speculation-over-worsening-health-grows. When shit hit the floor
by statinguard December 3, 2022
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Shit Pincher

Another word for butthole. Usually it could be used in a more aggressive manor.
“Bro you smell like ass, do you even clean your shit pincher?”
by Knifemaster1000 June 27, 2021
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shit cranking

when two people are fucking and you rip shit out of the others ass and stuff it in there mouth until they choke to death
i was shit cranking my gramma cuz she yelled at me
by LilButNuster May 27, 2024
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shit in the bin

shit in the bin.. its not good its shit
yo bruv what weed you got in. man i got haze yaknow its peng naaa bruv manz after the chedda, haze is shit in the bin blud
by mmrree December 12, 2017
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Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

Find a side that's brighter than bad
Stick it out but never get mad
No control, no plans
Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

It never gives, not what you want
Falling short just defining my sort
Scared to fail, scared of success
Never take less
Is this really what you want?
Don't aim too high or they'll cut you right back
Feel like ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

Keep them dumb, keep them numb, keep them ripped
Paid the money then they syphon the slip
Think you're flying but they're bluffing the hand
An empty promise from a selfish brat

Every lesson that's ever been taught
Never learn comes undone just as quick its learnt
Told to trust, surrounded by a system of fraud
Doused in gas, set on fire now watch me burn
by V8sforlife July 31, 2023
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shit don't lie

(pronoun) Veracity, truthiness, obviousness, evidently, ostensibly, ostensively, presumably, putatively, seemingly, supposedly, on the surface.
That's a pretty good beer, he says, to which I reply "shit don't lie!"
by FmjbFounder September 6, 2017
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