I ain't fuck ya

I ain’t fuck ya: To indicate innocence or reassurance of no wrong doing in a personal or business relationship.

aka: I haven't screwed you, I haven't fucked you.

Movie: Snatch Brad Pitt's character, Micky, a Traveler who sells Tommy and Gorgeous George a shoddy caravan (camping trailer) whose wheels fall off as they are towing it away; Mickey's says, "You want your money; I ain't fuck ya, I'll fight ya for it."

by DarwinMan April 17, 2006

fuck boy hair cut

Kyle Leitzel

"what hairstyle does that guys have?"
"Oh that's the fuck boy hair cut."

by Roastytoasty September 16, 2016

toss fuck capacity

upon entering a venue of a night, you find it is full of undesirables ie.. TOSSERS. FUCKIN TOSSERS.

"perhaps we made a mistake comim here tonight steve, its full of tossers".Yes mark,its TOSS FUCK CAPACITY.

by kingofflah August 29, 2006

joke wudda fuck

weird noise uber l33t imiture boys make when ther reach a certain stage of bordom and are forced to make their on joke(laughter). it can be used for weird people aswell e.g
boy;hey look at that old man
boy 2; joke wudda fuck shiznizlistic holy joke shizle of jokenisity

shiznizlistic holy joke shizle of jokenisity: rather advanced way of sayin joke ;)

normal day at skool, a nice lookin girl has dyed her hair black (STUPIDDD)
boy 'hey look at her hair'
boy 2' holy shizle'
boy3'jokeee wuddda fuck'
bo4'that looks quit nice'
boy' shut up u gayboy

by eks September 25, 2004

Pig Fucking Chubby Chaser

A bloke who shags big ugly girls and has no shame. Even if there old enough to be his mum.
Often thinks hes "The man" or "Pimp Daddy"

Damn Knotty you sure are one pig fucking chubby chaser!!

by Higgledinian October 17, 2007

I'd fuck Meg Griffin

To express extreme sympathy or heartfelt feeling towards someone or something that is unwanted or unappreciated.

After feeling sorry for those freshmen girls who tried to score the hot seniors, I examined only the hottest ones & said to myself: "I'd fuck Meg Griffin".

by b_rock44 March 2, 2011

shut the fuck up cat

when the cat doesnt shut up and you yell at it

shut the fuck up cat!!!!! my penis hurts...

by filipinolino January 31, 2010