When women who want men with no bitches inadvertently gives him bitches, therefore making him no longer a man who has no bitches.
Guy 1: Did you hear about Lisa? She apparently wants to date Nick cause he has no bitches.
Guy 2: Wouldn't that mean Nick would have bitches then?
Guy 1: Yeah, they must not know about the No Bitches Paradox.
Guy 2: Wouldn't that mean Nick would have bitches then?
Guy 1: Yeah, they must not know about the No Bitches Paradox.
by [._.] July 13, 2022
Get the No Bitches Paradoxmug. Hym "You're a bitch. You need me to be inferior to someone BECAUSE YOU WERE BORN INFERIOR YOU WHORE."
by Hym Iam April 1, 2023
Get the Bitchmug. that one girl who’s a friend of a friend so you have to hang out with her but she won’t talk to you because she’s too cool. She is really rich, and rude
by perry the platipussy November 22, 2021
Get the Emo bitch Allisonmug. 
a phrase used to describe someone who is incessantly and annoyingly squawking about and hero-worshipping a specific person, and personally attacking those who express dislike of said person. especially someone with higher social standing than the aforementioned dick bitch. the phrase is quite self explanatory. one who is a bitch for anothers dick. but always derogatorily.
your brother is such a dick bitch for andrew tate; constantly saying how smart he is- like obviously not. The fucker looks like he was the reason that there were always bites out of those foam footballs in 5th grade, and somehow a marine life form at the same time! Foam-eating goldfish lookin ass-
by Professer Funnæy January 8, 2024
Get the dick bitchmug. by eliza_25 March 22, 2021
Get the dumb ass bitchmug.