so you wanna be a player but your wheels ain't fly

Opening lyrics from the theme song of the widely recognised TV show "Pimp My Ride".

Wheelz: I need more pussy.
Papa Franku: We gotta pimp your wheelchair.
(music plays)
DJ Zinc: So you wanna be a player but your wheels ain't fly...

by xXx_Pu$$ySl4sher_CuntD4nku_xXx April 18, 2017

Your Tea's Weak

An insult used towards people that specifies that they have weak insults and banter game.

Shut up man, your tea's weak!

by Doctor Defenition April 27, 2018

Your worldview

Is not the answer. You are full of shit. You don't know what other people need in their lives. AND your brainz are dumb and not as smart as my brainz.

Hym "I don't need to validate your worldview. People who validate your worldview AREN'T BETTER than people who don't. People who validate your worldview do ✌️✊️✌️deserve✌️✊️✌️ success more than people who don't."

by Hym Iam September 14, 2023

pullin your johnson

the act of pulling on someone's penis (preferably male) as the aftermath of a joke.

Wyatt: "Ahh, I am just pullin your johnson."
Bob: "HAHAHAH."

by bigbeanman72 February 28, 2024

Your Aunt Esther

She is a woman who is to be feared.

Dont upset Your Aunt Esther or you will crash and burn.

by ButchNochance February 03, 2022

midge in your pidge

When a midget gets all up in your pigeon hole.

Ay gurl, did you get that midge in your pidge?

by SweetLittleHole April 29, 2015

yo momma disease (your mom a disease)

the beauty of this insult is that it is a double entendre and it can be taken in two different ways. you could either tell your friends that they have "yo momma disease" or you could say that their mom is a disease.

Jack: dawg can i get some help over here
Aidan: yo momma disease (your mom a disease)
Jack: My mom's a disease
Aidan: no, yo momma disease.
Jack: :(

by yomommadisease April 30, 2020