Close your legs arguments

Typically misogynistic arguments used to push the onus on the one in question to deny them rights . Used to commonly conflate responsibility with rights provided serving as a red herring .
You shouldn't appeal to close your legs arguments such as telling a man to get a vasectomy or practice abstinence if he doesnt want to pay child support as if the right to decline child support has any bearing on whether he's responsible or not .
by Euthyphrodilemma July 24, 2022
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This day is on January 6th. If your crush asks anything you have to say yes!
Girl: hey National say yes to your crush day, wanna go out with me?
Boy: shoot, yes.
by No one 655 January 07, 2022
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sandbag your shit

When making a levy and running out of sand to fill the bags you then use human feces because your dumb ass is too stupid to vacate new orleans even in the impending devastation of a hurricane named katrina your spade ass was warned in advance was going to fuck you up and you and the rest of the jiggaboos ended up in the superdome cause shit in retrospect makes bad sand bags...dance monkeys dance flig your monkey turds
Yo Sheniquah sandbag your shit with lemonjello cause you dont know how weather works.
by Heather hammered February 01, 2018
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Refers to masturbating. Phrase coined by B Fudd on the Bubba the Love Sponge Show a Tampa FL based radio show.
When your feeling gummed up, take your badguy around the corner.
Last night while watching porn I took my badguy around the corner.
by Sand Digger May 03, 2019
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verb/phrase

1: Possibly, a dirty dick entering a cadaver in a cooler.

2: A poor attempt at an old officer flirting with a young enlisted person.

3: A sexual innuendo who's true meaning is only known to "Dutch Rudder Dave."
As you're driving past a pretty girl: "Hey uh, I put my cheese in your fridge." Then proceed to drive away, while your friends and coworkers in the car stare in awe at the sheer audacity (both meanings) in which you behaved.
by show-er_not_a_grower August 20, 2024
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YOUR WORRYING

The automatic come back to anybody asking any question any time of day.. this can be fallowed by the appropriate sentence, WHY ARE YOU WORRYING, and also, "Its so cute when you worry" which is said at a baby like cute like voice. and the first 2 are said at a lower level of a question of cuteness
What the hell are you doing?
YOUR WORRYING
seriously what are you doing?
Why are you worrying?
shut up
Ahhhh..its so cute when you worry!
by KrazyPyro771 April 26, 2007
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