Shit and Lamb

The Australian version of Instagram, where you only get bot pages, porn advertisements and animals being mauled to death.

Canadian Guy: "Looks like Instagram is recommending my new band's page to people, nice."
Australian Guy: "Really? All I get are bot promotions and animals being mauled to death."
Canadian Guy: "That's the thing, I'm on Instagram, you're on Shit and Lamb."

by The Moist Critic February 10, 2023

Titanic Shit

When you take a fat shit and leave it in the toilet bowl to ferment. It's impossible to flush and has to be pulled out with hands. It has to be at least 2 inches wide and 8 inches long to classify as a titanic shit.

"Did you see that titanic shit I took in the school bathroom earlier?"

by worldrecordbigwshit July 30, 2023

Throwing dog shit

Meaning when someone who said something so lame u can’t do nothing but tell them that you’re throwing dog poop at their head

BOOOOO I’m throwing dog shit at u bitches heads for real💩💩💩💩

by Nayonit January 15, 2022

Boomer shit

Any product that claims as a collectable or investment, usually in infomercials, that elderly people buy.

The pawn owner was disappointed when the young man was selling his late grandparents boomer shit

by Entomologydistroyer July 29, 2024

plasma shit

plasma shit, a way to describe someone that’s too elite for normal descriptions

“that’s some crazy plasma shit.”

by anonymous November 4, 2020

idiot who looks like shit

Patrick Stjerne

Descripe Patrick Stjerne: idiot who looks like shit :)

by FuckPS January 9, 2018

shit badger

When an alcoholic gets drunk- often when provoked.

I turned into a shit badger last night when my ex came to the bar with her new boyfriend.

by Mahree November 25, 2013