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Simple shit

People can be simple shits or simpletons, too. Think of simple shit as a person, not as a thing.
Even that simple shit could understand what was happening. If that simple shit figures it out, it will be a miracle. Even a simple shit has lucid days. Honey, that simple shit will never know the light of day.
by Lightofday February 5, 2022
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Effi-shit

Eating food or drinking beverages whilst taking a shit on the shitter.
Person 1: "James, why the fuck are you eating on the toilet?"
Person 2: "Good question brother. Why would you eat and shit in different places? I'm just being effi-shit."
by CollinItUp September 1, 2018
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Shit Salad Sandwich

When someone is having anal sex and their penis gets covered with shit. Thus covering the anal recipient ass with shit.
Guy 1 : "Yo, did you hook up with that girl last night"?
Guy 2: "Yeah, I was doin' it in the ass and gave her a Shit Salad Sandwich".
Guy 1 : "Hey, that's fly, dog".
by The Extra Crispy Colonel June 25, 2017
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Shit-Faced

When your eating your girlfriends pussy and she farts.
I got shit-faced last night.
by Zjman July 5, 2018
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piece of shit

When talking about the male audience this word is often used. This word is used more men who treat women like objects or like a game of chess.
by yourbirthcontrol November 9, 2022
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fuck that shit

(Phrase) An act of sticking a penis into a pile of shit.

See (shitfucker) https : / / www . urbandictionary . com/define.php?term=shit-fucker
Present tense: John loves to fuck that shit.
Past tense: John fucked that shit into pieces.
by Sophisticated Retard March 17, 2021
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baby shit

hey wtf are u making with baby shit-
by blizzard bitch February 4, 2021
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