monkey face piece of shit

Dude that has too many plastic bottles.

Why do you have so many plastic bottles, you monkey face piece of shit?

by Fpicard September 27, 2013

Fuck in the shit

When you fuck an anus that is full of shit.

Can be used to mean that you are in deep shit.

We lost the game.. Fuck in the shit!

by Def Youser October 30, 2016

yin yang shits

Where 2 people are having sex and they both shit themselves actively

Man last night I got a bad case of they yin yang shits

by Spookydafuckinscarry December 1, 2024

Dumb shit

1: Some real hot garbage. Totally worthless pieces of shit
2: Some brain dead asshole who can't do shit. Its a miracle they don't forget how to breath, though, it would be nice.

1:"Hey don't worry about the stuff I put on the internet, its just some dumb shit.
2: "Joel is such a dumb shit, its amazing he functions as a person at all"

by Gabeolo November 16, 2019

Yeah, no shit

You are repeating the shit I'm saying you fucking clown you are surveilling me and the people around me are in on it.

Hym "Yeah, no shit and they are going to start getting stabbed if you don't fucking pay for it you piece of shit. I don't care what I said. I was right. Anyone who said I was wrong was wrong. You will not benefit from my life more that I do and if you don't make it the case as quickly as possible I'm going to take everything from one of you. It isn't free money I'm asking for here and anyone who says that is the case is lying blatantly and needs to die. "

by Hym Iam July 14, 2025

Shit

Your stuff or poop

1. Pick up your shit!

2. I just took a shit.

by PenisSucker123456789 January 26, 2018

cat knit yo' shit

When a cat claws your leg whilst purring (also known as kneading). You know that cat wants a fuckin.

jasper s horny. that cat knit yo' shit... man he wants it bad. awww yeah.

by HornyCat September 6, 2010