your such an idiot

The hottest thing Dream says to his boyfriend Georgenotfound. "your such an idiot" Aka means "I wanna bang you against the wall you British fuck"

George: *does something unwordly*
Dream "your such an idiot" (your so hot)

by dreaminsideofgnfanditsallreall August 7, 2021

Chimp on your shoulder

Having a Monkey on your back and a Chip on your shoulder, simultaneously.

Everyone knew to avoid the conspiracy-spewing moron at the end of the bar, except the one guy looking for a fight. He came up behind him and said "Is that a chimp on your shoulder, or did you offer Tucker Carlson a piggyback?"

by Monkey's Dad August 8, 2021

National Smack your sister day

Smack your sister on August 8th

Smack your sis National Smack your Sister Day

by Smack your sis August 8, 2021

Yoke your goke

To masturbate, to jerk off, to “jerk your gerkin”

Also can be spelled the traditional way of “yolk your goke”.

Friend: “hey wanna play Pokémon cards dude”?

13 year old me: “can’t dude, I recently discovered girls, gotta go....to the bathroom for bout 10 min...

Friend: “ahh gotta go yoke your goke, understandable”.

by KingTysyshween August 8, 2021

Your friends

A friend of yours,who is someone who you can tell anything,just make sure they aren’t fake by telling a fake secret.

Hey Dan! I wanna see your friends.

by Lolip August 9, 2021

National Spend Time with your girl day

Every year for 3 days, this national event happens, all that happens is men/boys need to spend time with there girlfriend. You may spend time with your girl, but these 3 days are just for your girl, not for anyone else, just your loved one!

Boy: Hey, Let’s hangout today, I want to spend every second of the day with you, Come sleep at mine for 3 days!

Girl: Why three days?

Boy: Because it’s National Spend Time With Your Girl Day! And, I love you

by JXDXR August 10, 2021

Your mom

The sexiest bitch in the world because last summer I was working at the country club and then your mom comes in and it’s funny cause all the other moms are in one pieces and she’s always in that bikini you know what I mean

So it’s like funny you mention that actually cause last summer I was working at the country club and then your mom comes in and it’s funny because all the other moms are in one pieces and she’s always in that bikini you know what I mean yeah anyways so I was a lifeguard and sometimes she need you know swim during adult swim and I get in with her because lifeguards are allowed to And one time she was staying till late after and the kids are already gone home and I bet you’re in bed yeah I BET YOU WERE IN BED SHE WAS IN MINE!!! YEAH I FUCKED YOUR MOM TOO

by deez_nutsssss69 August 14, 2021