soften your cream cheese

Let me soften your cream cheese girl
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Eat your mouth

Wanting to kiss someone passionately
Ed whispered to Marcus as he held him tightly i want to eat your mouth
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Ants in your milk

Sharlene sneezes multiple times in a row her man must be cheating. Ants in your milk
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And I don't yield to FILTHY Latinas who think they are too good to fuck me.
Hym "And THAT is the REAL progressive position on rights. 'Women's rights are more important than yours or mine.' Says the shit-lib. That is not equality. They do not what equality why would I even pretend to give it to them? You're not. I'm better. Than the guy who said it and that hippy slut. The first 'Self-Made' female billionaire was made by me. And that is their entire racket. They don't want women to be more equal in the sense that they are lacking some kind of rights... They want women to be more equal in an animal farm sort of way. And they will take your rights away to do it."
by Hym Iam May 17, 2025
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calm your loins

A pleasant alternative to the usual 'calm your tits', usually directed towards a male. The exact opposite of 'gird your loins'. It means as it looks-- calm yourself because you're making mistakes your children are going to feel (through the loins).
"Hey, hold my beer!"

"Bro, calm your loins."
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cool your dickset

To relax, or chill out. Usually a command when some one is getting too heated over a trivial disagreement.
A PLATYPUS IS A MAMMAL, AND I WILL RAPE YOU THROAT IF YOU SAY OTHERWISE!!

bro... cool your dickset
by DJ BJ REPPIN SF January 12, 2012
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