Shit

It is u. Just like me we are shit so if u came for a definition u came to the wrong place cuz u need to look up the word :you

Dude:Hey what are u ,
Other dude thing: im a piece of shit

Dude:i was going to say what are you doing tonight but ok

by I have no life. HATE VSCO GIRL November 1, 2019

shit

when someone shits their pant

bob: oh shit
*students laughing*

by 98yhrf72 May 12, 2022

shit-stalking

(noun) Modification on "shit-talking." The act of Facebook stalking someone with a friend while simultaneously talking shit about them.

#1, while shit-stalking: Let's shit-stalk Beth. (while looking at a recent picture) She got so fucking fat in college!

by WomenOf113 December 4, 2011

tripped and ate shit

To trip and fall really hard on your back or face.

Dude i just tripped and ate shit so hard
Dude i just fell on my face so hard

by @l3xig May 3, 2022

Sensei Bulgogi Shit Packer

A Name used to describe the one and Only Cash Edward-Allen Baselice, as he is a Sensei in the martial art of Bulgogi Shit Packing.

Watch out for Sensei Bulgogi Shit Packer, he caught Ryan the other day in the alley way and it wasn't pretty.

by Sig.a. April 7, 2025

Shit bloke

A bloke like my mate mitch toy who dogs the boys

Yeah mitch is a shit bloke

by Crikeymate January 10, 2019

Shit sandwich

When you think you're done wiping, but out comes another turd onto the tp below, and you end up having to wipe again.

Damn, dude, that taco bell got me fucked up- thought I was done after 30 minutes of torture, but before I could flush I ended up making a shit sandwich.

by Toilenator October 11, 2018