Bite my shit off

A line used to tell someone to fuck off by creating the visual image of a person using their mouth to cut a shit off as it leaves the sphincter.

"Does that broken leg hurt?"
"Bite my shit off!"

by captaintumeke May 31, 2022

Shit swizzler

A person who stirs up shit for nothing more than their own boredom

Don't be a shit swizzler dude

by SouthernRaised69 June 2, 2022

Shit

A shitty nonsense profanity word that all the filters online have shit quality at preventing someone from sending it because that shitty person is using shitty symbols to bypass the shitty filter

1: $H!7 MY @$S͛ (Shit)
2: FUK U AND UR MOM AND UR SISTER AND UR JOB
3: dot . dot

by igotitallHANDLED June 2, 2022

bully shit

Someone who is winning in life

- Bro, Mark had a car when he was 16! He might as well be 18 frrr
- Damn, he’s on his bully shit

by Itz_coollayo June 3, 2022

Damn man, This shit slaps!

Explanation 1: When you're referring to a very nice song/music.
Explanation 2: You just got slapped by a c h i l d.

1: Damn man, This shit slaps!

2: Agreed my guy, I also am lovin' it.

by nonexistentturtle December 7, 2021

That shit kicks

The phrase can be used to describe something that is really good or really bad

"Did you hear that frank's Altima does the quarter mile in 50 seconds."
"Yeah I heard that shit kicks"

by wienerman5000 December 7, 2021

can't a guy have a shit

an excuse used by a fat slob you work with to get out of doing any work

Don was asked to do a simple task to which he replied , can't a guy have a shit!!

by jazzem December 8, 2021