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Will you marry me?

That's not how you do that...
Hym "You don't just ask her 'Will you marry me?' You gotta TELL her. You say 'Once the theocrats take over I'm going to purchase you for a goat, 2 hens, and a tire iron and then I'm going to make you my sister with a reality monster ritual... Yep... My hot... Fuckable sister...' And then you vote for literally anyone because all of the politicians are religious."
by Hym Iam April 3, 2024
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im gonna touch you

Your friend wants to touch you, with hugs and kisses, of course! What where you thinking?
Friend: " im gonna touch you "
You: "bring it in, buddy."
by I like homestuck 👍 March 6, 2024
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shave you raw

shave you raw is when Jeff grows a beard and is first shaved by Nathan with a standard Bic razor. Joe then shaves Jeff so cleanly, he shines like the top of the Chrysler building.
by shaver8977 May 18, 2011
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You Have No Back Sauce

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You Have No Back Sauce
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025
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YOU

A dumb fuck who is reading this right now, wondering what the hell went wrong in your life to make you come to somewhere as immature as the urban dictionary. Get back to school work fAgOt
by Sex Offender with a Penis September 3, 2018
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You

by 22222221 January 4, 2018
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