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Your mom

a hot sexy beautiful amazing powerful seductive woman
"Is that YOUR MOM?? omg she is so hot I wanna 69 her"
by taesrealwife🤨 November 23, 2021
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shave your balls

(to, used as a verb), this phrase is said to someone who is doing something meaningless, retarded and idiotic (not to mention potentially dangerous) and they are intelligent enough to know better.
a father comes home from work; his son is in his room shaving the hair off his own balls.

Father: son, you idiot, what are you doing? is this f-sag? i didn't tell you how to, or teach you, to shave your balls. Pigs don't fly.

Son: dad, this is not f-sag. yesterday after class, we went to her house and I had sex with my girlfriend Anna and when she gave me a blowjob and got to my balls, she complained how hairy they were. And yes dad, pigs do, and will, fly, if I deem it appropriate to attach balloons to them.

Father: so okay this is not f-sag, but roflmao anyways.
by Sexydimma May 4, 2012
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Who stubbed your toe?

A question that implies someone is in a bad mood
(Toe stubbing is rhe worst pain known to mankind - if someone were to stub your toe they would be causing you great pain)
Person 1: Gosh, you’re grumpy. Who stubbed your toe? i.e. who ruined your day?
Person 2: You
by Maevaghid January 2, 2025
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stank on your hank

when a person with a vagina puts said vagina on your neck, therefore creating a stank (a smelly smell that sort of smells… smelly…) on the area that was covered with previously mentioned vagina
dude did you just get some?? you’ve got some stank on your hank.

I can smell the stank on your hank from all the way over here, you dirty dog.
by arytna February 25, 2023
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national give a girl your hoodie day

novembee 23: give hoodie:)
boy 1: do you know what day it is?
boy 2: yes it’s november 23?
boy 1: no not that it’s national give a girl your hoodie day
boy2: ohhh i will dw
by ching_ch0ng.ling.l0ng November 22, 2023
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Never lose your smile

{Phrase}
a Fascistic neo Nazi dog whistle That is used in various far right online chat forums as well as mainstream social media comment sections (Instagram and tik tok especially) . It's usually paired up with the SS-Totenkopf and it essentially connotes to "never giving up the Furher's (Adolf hitler) dream (the ethnic extermination of "inferior" races and people). Individuals who use this phrase are usually radicalized neo Nazis who aim to re-establish the third Reich and fascism into society.
"we must never let the Furhers dream Die!"

"Never lose your smile brothers!"
by malanthropicaction January 17, 2024
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national jerk your boyfriend off day

National jerk your boyfriend off day: the day to masturbate your male partner
its National jerk your boyfriend off day which means I need to drive over to my boyfriend and use my hands to stroke his dick!
by j_1234567810 June 10, 2024
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