I smacked your back for three times

😱

😱: I smacked your back for three times

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025

Your body, my choice!

A covert way for young American males to request you strike their genetalia with as much force as you can muster.

Connor stood on the corner shouting "Your body, my choice!" at every passing woman in the hopes someone would finally touch his genitals.

by OgreTM November 10, 2024

My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out.

A terrifying threat, don’t

“My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out.”

“Dude what the fuck”

by A fucked up idiot October 24, 2023

Don't bite your dick off

Meaning cool your jets, calm down. Used for someone that's especially angry.

Calm down, don't bite your dick off bro.

by FelineRando June 24, 2024

improve your vocabulary

a phrase meaning: learn how to correctly talk to your elders

younger brother: yo Amos, you big bully of a brother, give me your candy. Where the hell did you get anyways?

Amos: Sean, I am giving you three choices. now choose between the devil and the deep blue sea. one either beat the crap out of you for talking to me like that, two you eat your own cheese, or three, last but not least, you improve your vocabulary. Got that? Now, give me an answer.

by Sexydimma May 18, 2012

Beat up your blonde friend that’s name begins with the letter “G” day

The day is June 16th, beat them up.

Person 1: Hey Griffin it’s June 16, you know what that means.
Person 2: No, what does it mean?
Person 1: It means that it’s Beat up your blonde friend that’s name begins with the letter “G” day. *Beats Griffin up*.

by Anon122843 June 15, 2023

Change your Shocks

To give a blowjob from soft to hard to finish and back to soft.

This girl just gave me a blowjob from soft to hard to finish and back to soft, she said it's called Change your Shocks

by ParkyP April 30, 2019