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Noah ainโ€™t shit

This is a dog ๐Ÿถ that is very naughty and never respects his mom, a very baddy behaved child.
โ€œNoah ainโ€™t shitโ€
by ____.just._.me.____ November 2, 2021
mugGet the Noah ainโ€™t shitmug.

No Shit University

A prestigious educational institution for common sense. Also called The University of No Shit.
"I just graduated from No Shit University after ignoring Flat Earth conspiracy theories."
by jiggysaw17 December 24, 2020
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Shit

To be cobracoy
โ€œMan, I died again!? Iโ€™m shit..โ€
by Cobracoy November 29, 2023
mugGet the Shitmug.

Post-Shit-Asshole-Pain

The pain in your asshole after taking a huge motherfucker shit, which makes you walk like a cripple .
Guy 1: Why are you walking like a cripple?
Guy 2: I have Post-Shit-Asshole-Pain.
by Leo2323513 October 18, 2023
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brb shitting in a bag and selling it on ebay

Brb Shitting In A Bag And Selling It On Ebay
โ€œi need money.โ€
โ€œbrb shitting in a bag and selling it on ebayโ€
by TonaIsAlwaysTired June 29, 2023
mugGet the brb shitting in a bag and selling it on ebaymug.

California shit sock

A sock full of piping hot diarrhea with a mortar firework inside.
โ€œLetโ€™s go throw a California shit sock at that fuckheads house!โ€
by Steve mast November 22, 2024
mugGet the California shit sockmug.

This shit's fucking wrong

YEAH!? It fucking seems like that doesn't it? SEEMS FUCKING LIKE THAT DOESN'T IT THEO!? ARE THEY HITTING YOU WITH THE ARTIFICIAL SCHIZOPHRENIA YET THEO VON? ARE THEY DOING THAT? WELL THEN QUIT BITCHING BECAUSE OTHER PEOPLE HAVE IT WAAAAAY WORSE THAN YOU, DON'T THEY? Not allowed to complain if people have it worse than you. Don't you know that? If you watch Joe Rogan then SURELY you already know that!
Hym "That's an eloquent way of putting it Theo Von. 'This shit's fucking wrong *WHEN IT FUCKING HAPPENS TO ME' But you didn't have a problem with it until 19 fucking hours ago did you? OOOOOH YEAH! YOU'RE STANDING UP FOR ALL THE OTHER PODCASTERS NOW! THEO VON! CHAMPION OF PODCASTER'S RIGHTS! See that!? He's doing the thing I'm doing except way after the fact and he's a part of a group of people who have been doing it to me! Look at him go. It's that funny? Isn't that funny, Joe Rogan? When a millionaire podcaster is complaining about getting cut out of millions of dollars? Isn't that funny? HE SHOULD HAVE WATCHED HIS WORDS JOE! You think? You think that's what he should have done? Watched his fucking mouth? Is that it? So brave! He's really sticking his neck out there for everyone isn't he? ๐Ÿ‘ŒSo brave๐Ÿ‘Œ Bravery the likes of which the world has never seen. Let's all give a round of applause for Theo ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘ There you go. A round of applause for defending everyone's rights Theo. Take that to the bank you fucking prick."
by Hym Iam September 7, 2023
mugGet the This shit's fucking wrongmug.

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