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New Oxford High School

Warning you to NOT go to this school and let me explain why right quick. If you’re a parent reading this DO NOT SEND YOUR CHILD HERE. DO. NOT.
They do NOT care about mental health in the slightest and only actively offer mental help if a incident happened that didn’t even effect us/just a few select people. Otherwise than that you have to beg on your knees and suck their d!ck to get some mental support. I’ve tried committing TWICE one in the premises mainly because of SA and bullying but anyway. First of all I doubt they believe me, second of all when they asked if I had a plan, I said no. My counselor and other teacher just walked me right back to my history class, so remember kids if you don't have a plan, it’s okay! :)

FYI they only care about their already shitty reputation, so they’ll only take action if it somehow helps themselves.

- Sincerely, a former student that is fed up
Person A: That kid looks like a deadbeat..

Person B: Yeah they probably go to New Oxford High School
by CGrace May 7, 2024
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Middle school

Where you have to choose who you are and not make an mistake or you will have weird nicknames or be made fun of all throughout middle school and high school and sometimes college if your lucky
Becky pees her pants on the first day of school in front of everyone two weeks later "hey pee girl" two months later "what's up per girl how you been" in high school "so pee girl what was the homework from last night" Becky hasn't been called by her regular name for ages the only few people who call her by her name is her family and THATS IT that is middle school for ya
by B.123456890😗 May 11, 2018
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Ho-Ho-Kus Public School

A primarily white school in the heart of Bergen County in Ho-Ho-Kus, NJ. Unless you’re too snobby for a public school or get bullied, everyone that lives in HHK goes here from Kindergarten-8th grade. Girls here are decked out in ivivva leggings and headbands that their mommy bought for them and all the boys wear the infamous nike basketball shorts everyday( even in the winter even though it’s against the dress code). If you hate playing basketball or Foursquare, good luck having fun/socializing at recess. You spend the early years of your life navigating through the school trying to find your way to art class while hoping your teacher will take you through the middle school hallway as a treat for being silent when walking. The grades are small, so chances are you have been “best friends forever” with at least 45 kids in the grade by the time you reach eighth grade. It is one of the best public schools, yet barley anyone that attends is insanely good at math. Also, the dress code makes every girl that attends have a mental breakdown every morning before school because none of their new shirts from American Eagle covered their butts when they wore leggings. Although the teachers are very questionable and the school lunches are way too overpriced for three chicken fingers, you wouldn’t trade going there for anything.
Dude 1: yea I went to Ho-Ho-Kus Public School growing up

Dude 2: no way that’s so lit man
by Htown1083 May 20, 2019
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windy hill middle school

windy hill. the place where every body is ugly and fucking annoying tbh. everyone talks to much and the principal?? bruh taking someone’s phone like bro what hell no.. first off loose the attitude mr whidden. and why does mrs miller have favorite classes like what.. tbh seventh grade is better than any other.. sixth graders are
hella annoying, and eighth are like quiet emos…

go away
windy hill middle school, go away from me and die.”
by urmom10100loll December 25, 2021
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Lake Zurich High School

Always finds a way to out-retard the retard
Kid 1: Man, last night at prom, they didn’t put out enough seats AND they screwed up the assigned buses
Kid 2: Man, Lake Zurich High School really knows how to out retard the retard
by Darth_Hedgie May 12, 2024
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school

something that everyone hates, and if you don't, you're weird
kid 1: ayo you going to school tomorrow

kid 2: wtf no I'm in the army
by 1v1 you loser October 12, 2021
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school

School was a good idea originally but has become a place where they do not care about the children and only want to push their political views on every child they see!
Teacher, "Today in school we will be talking about the current president. I hate him and you should too."
Child, "Isn't this math class?"
Teacher, "Detention!"
by aaaaah! July 8, 2022
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