toilet paper

one of the most expensive things you can buy during the CoronaVirus because everyone is buying it.
you simply cant find it anywhere

For some reason people think wiping their ass is more important than eating or drinking

damn it i cant wipe my ass because everyone in the whole wold has bought all the toilet paper!!!

by TheWhitestIndian April 13, 2020

Toilet Soup

A soup made in the toilet consisting of toilet water, urine and feces.

This toilet soup is delicious!

by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024

Skibidi Toilet

I honestly find it the funniest shit ever and I don't know why.

I always find brain rot shit like Skibidi Toilet funny as fuck for absolutely no reason.

by iluvdarkthrone 🖤 June 12, 2024

Skibidi toilet

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I edge to skibidi toilet

by anonymous October 31, 2023

Toilet chalk

When you take a dump, and the bowl has brown streaks in it.

Someone took a huge Toilet Chalk...look at all those streK marks.

by Suburban pack May 5, 2023

Skibidi toilet Ohio rizz pluh

Skibidi toilet Ohio rizz pluh means, I have defacated on 367 homeless people because they refused to Ben Dover and hit the atomic bombastic Griddy on the gas station I commuted arson on.

Mike:yo what did you do on the weekend?
Hawk:Skibidi toilet Ohio rizz pluh
Tuah:YO IM FINNA CALL THE COPS ON YO

by Stsgshensbhshs October 11, 2024

alaskan toilet paper

Alaskan toilet paper is when you take a nasty ass shit and flatten it out with a rolling pin and freeze it and then use the frozen shit patty to wipe your ass after you take a shit

"fuck im out of toilet paper, looks like im going to have to make some alaskan toilet paper

by blakesmittty June 21, 2017