Captain Boomerang

A shirtless Australian man on steroids who hates vaccines, and always has boomerangs on hand.

Dude, that's Captain Boomerang!
Alfred got jacked up by Captain Boomerang!

by P00RSP0RT April 7, 2025

Captain Obvious

A mocking reference to someone who unnecessarily states facts that are obvious or otherwise already known. It is intended as a spurious comparison of the individual to a superhero (e.g. Captain America) treating the individual's grasp of the obvious as though it were something impressive rather than common and ordinary.

Bob: Don't eat too much or you will make yourself sick.
Alice: Thanks, Captain Obvious.

by MC in TX May 11, 2015

Captain Guyliner

Regina's name for Killian Jones. This happens because Killian (OUAT character) wears eyeliner and he is hot!

Regina: I'm stuck with you and Captain Guyliner making eyes at each other.
Emma: We're not making eyes at each other

by beholdtherollyjoger January 12, 2018

Captain Underpants

THE BIGGEST GYAT IN EXISITANCE!!

BRO LOOK AT THAT CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS!

by GyatReporter October 23, 2023

Captain's Ride

The experience of using a toilet; a take on the term "throne" when referring to a toilet.

How was the Captain's Ride; How was the shit you just took

by gtothaBLA October 13, 2011

captain cleave

A YouTuber who does his best to make content and makes videos that a decently entertaining. I recommend go subscribing

I just watched Captain cleave on youtube and regret it jk lol go sub

by Soopscrub June 28, 2019

Captain Trips

Someone who has achieved 0 pulse, 0 heartbeat and 0 respiration. Known to some in the EMS/Law Enforcement as "Triple Zero"

We had a check-for-well-being call and when we got there the guy turned out to be Captain Trips.

by sheepdog4life December 4, 2022