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Straight Card

A person in a high energy group who decides to be much more clear headed, reasonable and serious than the others. May be regarded as a stiff, or a buzz kill when in reality: they're the most integral to the longevity and prosperity of the group. Is typically not the leader of a high energy group, but more of a guardian angel on the sidelines.
"Man, James is such a damn straight card. Bastard fought me for my keys that night. Yeah dude I was going to get us home safe. I only had like... eight small ones..."
by James The Chaperone February 23, 2025
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Cards Against Humanity

A satirical party game designed by a demon who lives in Dick Cheney’s asshole.
When Wil Wheaton played Cards Against Humanity on his web show Tabletop, it was amazing.
by iiHxrbie November 23, 2021
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Card Only

When you go shopping most shops are now card only
James : Welcome to the shop

Silly Customer : Hello (hands over items and cash )
James : We are card only you stupid bitch
by Saw The Ride November 23, 2021
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