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Shark week

The time of the month when every girl gets really bad mood swings and continue to cry over absolutely nothing, the average female will have the ability to eat an unhealthy amount of food and not go up a few ibs
“Hey are you okay?” AM I OKAY????? NO IM NOT OKAY ITS SHARK WEEK!!!!!
by Xoxo..x.gossipgirl October 2, 2022
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Whale Shark

1. Shark that functions similarly to a whale, despite not being one

2. Slang term to qualify someone absurdly fat or, more generally, nerds and weebs
1. I saw a whale shark near a bunch of remoras!

2. Ugh, that person on discord keeps correcting me, what a whale shark...
by ultra_Purple October 17, 2021
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Millennial Shark

Online e-daters that will slowly break apart hopelessly, they make bad jokes, send each other furry pictures, and are furries that have met from a fish game . Useless minor e-daters with no life.
They are such a Millennial shark, they will never progress any further.
by mah2220 May 1, 2022
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Shark Day

Let us be joyous in remembering Feb 8th as Shark Day.
by WhoisDis425 February 8, 2022
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Laebies shark

Laebies shark is a real shark that exists
“My favorite shark has to be laebies shark”
by W0rmy July 30, 2022
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Hammerhead Sharking

When two people, at least one being male, have oral sex and the person sucking cannot see the penis of their partner. This is known as hammerhead sharking because a hammerhead shark has eyes facing sideways and would not see a penis sticking out of their mouth. It is also a play on words as "head" is another word for oral sex.
Brown and Roberto see each other in the middle of a sidewalk. They advance toward each other and start with a handshake. "What's up my nigga!" Says Brown. "Hey! I've been doing fantastic. Yesterday evening, my girl and I were hammerhead sharking!" Says Roberto. "Dang nigga!" Exclaims Brown.
by ThatsjustHowitis April 5, 2019
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Shark

Caught in 4kHD Ultra Surround Sound trying to find a sexual definition for Shark
by What’s your handle321 December 7, 2023
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