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post bender blues

sad/unfulfilled feels the day after getting drunk
bro #1: duuude i’m feelin bummed out after last night
bro #2: ayo you’ve probably just got post bender blues
by bugsbun September 6, 2020
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Post-Apocalyptic empathy

When a person who has lived through a great number of hardships in life shows the appropriate amount of baseline empathy, but the empathetic expression is couched in a level of practicality, survival and utilitarianism.
Jean-Claude Van Damme did a great job at conveying post-apocalyptic empathy in the 1989 movie Cyborg. There are small moments where he conveys great emotional responses in only split second intervals because he's mostly having to continue kicking ass.
by milesgilesniles May 18, 2020
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post-call breath

It's when you are up all night on call, completely dehydrated, and your breath is foul as shit. And as you handover to the morning team, flecks of tartar just spray out but you don't care because you're post-call.
"Oh, I'm sorry, I just mouth-farted on your face because I have post-call breath."
by Andrew Jun December 10, 2014
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post makeout clarity

This is the exact same concept as post nut clarity however in this case it is after a makeout. You may feel a sense of rue afterwards.
Bro I got with the Schlokness monster last night but I got bad as post makeout clarity so I left.
by InnerPrawn March 19, 2023
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post-expiration chug

when drinking milk you though was going to bad on a certain day, but you learned that day was some time ago.
Person: "Uh oh, my milk is going bad today!"

Bob: "Well give it an expiration chug!"

Person: "Gulps" "Dude, im thinking that was a post-expiration chug"

*Loud Barf"
by nOmega November 24, 2009
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Peak post nut

The ultimate mental clarity a human reaches right after they orgasm, when the brain is no longer preoccupied with and fixated on sex.
After struggling for days to make a decision, John knew the answer within seconds once he hit peak post nut.
by Smackawack November 22, 2022
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Post Kimcert Depression

The feeling you have once you leave a Kim Dracula concert often one of sadness, longing, and depression.
Leaving the concert has given me post kimcert depression.

I miss seeing Kim in concert. I have pkd, post kimcert depression.
by LXXLoveRoulette July 24, 2023
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