Jimmy joking

You’re the mick, the joke is too far to be funny

*orders a 12” inch subway and when it arrives it’s 10”*
Liam: you’ve got to be jimmy joking me, this is taking the piss

by dickheadan May 6, 2018

Jimmy

The most handsome boy you will probably have met. Although he says that you are “slow”, you will still enjoy spending every second with him. Dark haired with the most incredible eyes you have seen. Wants to be an firefighter. It is easy to admire him and everything he does. Jimmy are the most amazing and beautiful energy person you will meet

I hope i see jimmy today

by belaleba444 December 9, 2022

Shimmy my Jimmy

When you have to unlock a door using a lockpick

"Damn, the door is locked. Looks like I gotta Shimmy my Jimmy!"

by k0vz December 19, 2023

Jimmy

Someone that is beloved by his friends but never fully understood. But he fucks his friends girlfriends whose name starts with e. All around great guy.

Jimmy is sick a fucking legend!

by Datboytdog April 6, 2019

Jimmy

He is a person that is straight forward to one thing. No matter what someone says a different opinion his thought does not change.

Jimmy STOP 1.5!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Shrekak-47m416ikr November 9, 2020

Jimmy Howenstein

A fictional creature who currently resides in Pennsylvania. Legend has it that if you tickle him, buckets of money comes out.

Have you met Jimmy Howenstein?

by Spicybagel August 12, 2021

Jimmy Halton

Crowd pleeza.. Number one geeza.. In his own head.

Actual definition : male in his mid 30s with at least 4 kids that he knows of with another 2 by the end of any year. Loves the sesh more than actual life and has a whispering snake tongue that will charm any bird to literally be dick - notised rather than hypnotised. Should come with a public warning.... Steer clear! Ladies, you have been warned

What a cunt.. Defo Jimmy halton. Loser, yep he's a Jimmy halton

by Nothanksneededladies June 14, 2022