nice one

modern English way of saying "bye, cool, see ya later", with the general feeling that it has been pleasant to see you

" yeah, right, better be off, see ya Jayce, nice one "

by nik29 August 12, 2006

wee one

a younger child, that has not quite completely developed but has mature-like characteristics

Taylor likes the wee ones.

by jake boehm February 19, 2009

do one

to run away or to drive away

"shit, ive just ran over a old lady....... DO ONE!!!!!"

by James February 5, 2004

says the one

A stupid term used predominantly byscallies and other earthly scourges when no other witty comment can be thought of

Scourge 1: You are ugly
Scourge 2: Says the one...

by Leeford June 22, 2004

tie one on

to get drunk or wasted.

I was feeling depressed so i decided to tie one on

by bigg petey style August 10, 2003

Hole In One

The act of sticking your dick in your own ass. Just try not to get a huge boner once it's in, or you'll get a nice snapparoo.

"I got my first ever hole in one last night."
"fuckin gross, dude."

by Long Island August 13, 2004

one in a million

Being conceived even though both birth control and a condom were used.

Dude, how did she get pregnant, I fucking used a condom and she used birth control, that's like one in a million.

by Cazo March 18, 2009