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smashed

Dude, my mom was totally smashed last night.
by steph March 25, 2004
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smashed spider

I poked her in her smashed spider.
by Anonymous July 28, 2003
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smashed out

v. (state of being) When a person has played Super Smash Bros. entirely too much, and can no longer stand the game.

It is not uncommon for a person who is "smashed out" to feel nauseous or enraged when in the same room as people playing Super Smash Bros.
"No, seriously guys, I'm smashed out. Turn that off, lets watch some TV."

"Dude, if you keep playing now you're going to be smashed out later tonight when we have nothing else to do."
by University Inn April 24, 2008
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Sasha

Sasha is the funniest,Smartest, and prettiest girl you will ever meet.If you know one take care of them because if you aren't worth her time she will drop you. Sasha is a person worth taking a bullet for. Her only flaw is she can't notice when her boyfriend uses her because she needs someone so badly.
Wagagabooobooo Sasha
by HeyAmaya December 5, 2019
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Sasha

The male version of Sasha usually means greatness with a positive attitude. Good looking and loves a great smile on a girl.
He was always happy and smiling! What a Sasha!
by HONEYBzzzz February 3, 2010
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pageant sash

Leaving a trail of cum diagonally from hip to shoulder. An affectionate gift of love for your pageant winner.
Anyone could give her a pearl necklace, but I declared her a winner with the pageant sash.

She was so beautiful all I could give her was a pageant sash.

The only thing she wore last night was the pageant sash I gave her.
by pageant winner March 21, 2011
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Bag of Smashed Ass

n.

1. The unpleasant physical effects following the heavy use of alcohol and/or huge quantities of other mind altering substances. (see hangover)
Dude! I finally got a date with Meghan! You know, the boozy floozy from work?
We stayed out way too late last night and now I feel like a bag of smashed ass!
by Misty Dawn October 15, 2008
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