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Sergeant Smartass

Response to the famous insult "Captain Obvious" to which the person to whom is called Captain Obvious retorts by calling the other person "Sergeant Smartass"
"Oh man It's raining outside"

"Thank you for the weather report Captain Obvious!"

"You're Welcome Sergeant Smartass!"
by Fingolfin Nolofinwe July 25, 2020
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You can't be smarter than everyone

Hym "Well... If I was, I would be smart enough to know that being smarter than everyone woild be potentially fatal. I would have to hide the fact that I was smarter than everyone from the world. Therefore, you literally wouldn't know the difference. And where is all this collective knowledge? A place where I have unlimited access? Did you write it down? Congratulations genius. You're now a slave to the book. And none of you are necessary. That's why don't eat the fruit.
by Hym Iam July 22, 2022
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shartastical

Something so amazing and fantastic it forces a shart between your hairy, nasty ass butt-cheeks
Bill: dude did you see that guy wreck his car?

Jason: yea man that shit was SHARTASTICAL
by guns4days_308 November 25, 2013
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Shart

A fart that unexpectedly turns into a shit when fully clothed.
Kevin attempted to deal a silent fart to hot box the crowded elevator. Much to his chagrin he also pinched a loaf. "Sharting" is a cruel reminder that not all farts are funny.
by sillybillyboy April 23, 2014
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shart garden

Like a Beer Garden, but where instead of sampling beer, you sample sharts. Can be used to describe an undesirable situation.

By Brandon Toth
Randy's party was a real shart garden because he only invited idiots and me.
by CTuggie September 30, 2015
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shart

When someone relaxes they're asshole and thinks it's just a fart but then shits them selves and farts but just thinks it's sweat but then it smells then that person goes to the restroom and uses toilet paper or wipes to get the shit and shit stain off
by Highland69 July 14, 2016
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Shart

When you Feel like you have to fart and try to fart, and then realize that it was much more than just a fart. You shit your pants.

Fart+shit=Shart
person #1: Bruh it stinks! Did you just fart?

Person#2: well I didn't just fart

Person#1: what do you mean you didn't JUST fart

Person #2: I Sharted!
by OmareBeach July 4, 2016
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